Here\'s milk for thought - too good

Arthur

Some emerging "isms" of the new economy

this already seems very circulated...if you havent seen

If you think cows are useful only to farmers or milkmen? You need a crash course in economics. See what it means for these corporate biggies...

INFOSYSism You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

WIPROism GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

DELLism Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.

IBMism You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

MICROSOFTism You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

INTELism Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows & wonder why they don't run fast.

SUNism You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

ORACLEism You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

SAPism You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

APPLEism You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

SONYism You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.

CITIBANKism Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.

HPism You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

GEism You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

RELIANCEism You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

TATAism You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.